The cuckoo clock, Switzerland.

“Italy, for thirty years, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and the Renaissance. And Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy, peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!”

Harry Limes, ‘The Third Man’

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Bern

The first thing I saw when I emerged out from the underground (station) was the glass canopy hovering above. After stepping away from the escalator, right in front is the bus stop. And all around are shopping malls inside seemingly grand facade buildings.

The transport system in Switzerland is amazing. Very well designed, very functional, very ergonomic. There are some buses with places to rest one's butt while standing during peak hours! Nearly everything is planned for. Even twin prams! Oh, and the pram designs ! There are all types of them - single, twin - side by side, or one behind the other, twin + storage, ways to carry baby on shoulders, on the back or the front, or both!

The buildings are clean edged boxes, and primarily green glass facades. The favourite colour of the Swiss seems to be black, grey or red. Thats what they wear and thats what they colour their buildings. There are hardly any billboards in the city. And on the roads, the cars are super disciplined. All vehicles start slowing down atleast 500mts from the zebra crossing to allow pedestrians to cross. And, no honking whatsoever!! Infact, this is the scene in all cities in Switzerland.

The student housing that we stayed in, is located on the outskirts of the city. This is as per the Corbusian/modernist plan of zoning places of staying away from places of working. And all the buildings look alike, i.e. like long grey cuboids with large green lawns between them.

Nearly everything is done by the book, and any discrepancy leads to massive trauma and confusion!

Lifts in these buildings don't have the inner door, so you can touch the walls and outer doors on your way up or down! There are deep basements in these buildings. Our building had 2 of them. And there were so many storage cells! Shreya and Sujata thought they appeared like human storage chambers during the wars. And in the deafeningly silent darkness of the basement they lurked ! There is a music room in the lower basement with a 500mm thick concrete strong door.... but if the door shuts, you cannot open it. There are 2 fabulous Pianos there. Saw it, but never used it.

The silence was deafening even above the ground. It took some time getting used to.

These buildings we stayed in are amongst the highest in the city, so, from the room one could see the right up to the Alps on a clear day! It was as if the windows were framing a picture postcard. One day, 2 hot air balloons ascended from a yonder hill.

We took the bus to the city centre. Over a period of time I felt that the bus moved at the same speed, turned in the same radius, stopped at the exact spot, every single time ! It was as if, there is no room for error.

The city of Bern has the river Aare (pronounced as Aarey) flowing through it. And along one part of it is a bear park. Sloth bears walking around in a fenced sloped part along the river's edge for people to come and look up (from the river) or down (from the bridge) at them. And there are screens that show the bears' activity when they enter the caves.

Theres a massive cuckoo clock in the old part of the city. And in the old/heritage buildings of Bern - malls, shops, bakeries, supermarkets, etc have taken over. But in the middle of the cobbled road between the heritage buildings is a narrow underground stream flows - covered in some places, and open in a few. This seemed to be the only area with any potential of surprise in the city!

Oh, and the basements of some of these heritage buildings had some very nice night clubs and pubs.

The city is glossy clean during the day, but at 3am saturday morning or 2am sunday morning, you'll be walking on cigarette butts littered around and squishing unfinished beer cans and water bottles. The administration is super efficient and disciplined.

We went to the Paul Klee Zentrum - designed by Renzo Piano and Westside shopping mall - designed by Daniel Libeskind. PKZ has steel clad concrete structure supposedly growing/ curving out of the landscape and fancy louvres and structural detailing. The exhibition spaces were quite banalised by false ceiling, etc.

The Westside mall - angled beams coming out of the wall and going into the ceiling, staircases going in weird angles, banal mall typo scale, textbook DL ceiling lights.. But at night, from the train looked quite awesome.

Some experiences in some parts of Europe - 1

Zurich Flughafen/ Airport

At 6am, 16th August,2010, Zurich had the misty early morning glow. From the flight, just approaching its descent, everything seemed green with boxes placed neatly, some hilly landscaping and some smaller aircrafts flying in the distance. I'm not sure what I was expecting..maybe lego-land or something!

After getting engulfed by the aerobridge, we were taken down by huge escalators to this train-shuttle stop station. The PA system was announcing something in 3-4 different languages..And the signs said something strange. There are glass walls on both sides of the platform with automatic doors that open to allow people to enter the train. There was some line drawn on the floor near the automatic doors.... I didn't know which side was to and which was from! The guards cleared my doubt. So, I stood in the line. Most of the regulars stood well behind the line in a neat file, and we were wondering what the matter was! The train arrived, the PA started booming again, and people got in and got out and then some loud beeping sound came and I nearly got stuck between the glass automatic doors ! Arjun pulled me back in the nick of time!! So, we took the next shuttle. When the shuttle-train started moving, it made sounds of birds twittering, water falling and such further disorienting sounds. We were moving through a tunnel, where was the sound coming from?

Finally, we reached the main station. Cleared immigration, and picked up the bags. Our Swiss friends received us and took us up an escalator. We were heading toward the Zurich flughafen train station. I think, its the 1st time I saw people going up escalators with trolleys!We went up a couple of escalators and then walked across a bridge and then went down a couple. Going down was the tricky part. Someone's bags did fall out of the trolley and bounced down the escalator. And finally we were at this huge concourse. There were supermarkets, bagel stalls, fancy boutiques, everything. We got our Swiss travel Passes activated and then took another escalator to go down to the train station. We missed one train due to confusion on which compartment to enter into! Took the next one. In the train, we had to climb up a flight of staircase and find seats. We shoved our bags between seats, under seats, everywhere, and suddenly realised, in the entire train, only we were talking. Automatically, our language switched to Hindi and tone got softer. But the other travelling, although quiet, were very helpful. After a glimpse of the boxes I saw from the flight, through the train, we entered a series of tunnels and left Zurich.

The flight from Mumbai landed in Zurich, but we finally got out only at Bern!

Kolkata May 2010 !

Billboard mounters

Mohd. Asif Sheikh and Mohd. Shamsher Sheikh mounted a 20foot by 40foot flex within 15minutes !

From inside the car whilst it was raining outside.

08-05-'09 to 24-05-'09

February, 2010.

This is the view from the terrace of our house in Kolkata. The buildings in the distance are more than 100 odd years old. They were built by the last zamindar of Calcutta. Now, most of them are in a dilapidated condition.The presence of the electricity poles is a boon for many. Many doors and door frames lie at the side of the ground, apparently, they are for sale! These are part of 12 mandirs built by the same zamindar (Saravana Rai Choudhury). Chandi mela takes place in the ground n front.

60/5 Savarna Para. Our home.

ATMA House, Ahmedabad.

Hussain Doshi Gufa, Ahmedabad. For some reason the "openable" skylights are ever opened, and the gufa becomes more like an oven inside !

A very quick sketch from the cafe.

Darpan, Ahmedabad.